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Alright which one of you mfers posted this on Facebook? I had to dig for my password and get back on here after getting away 3 years ago to delete all my personal info… im watching you guys

bookwormchocaholic:
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honted:
“ discourseful:
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“this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website
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MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?
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im kin with asking your mom to take you to a kink party
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honted:

discourseful:

discourseful:

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?

im kin with asking your mom to take you to a kink party

(via odin-n-out)

heartgf:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

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(via catsmical)

thealienonbroadway:

parzifalsjudgment:

achillvs:

garnetthefirst:

dusty-purple:

I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.

Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???” 

And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”

And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there. 

And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”

Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level

i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore’s name to Persephone (basically “the one who brings chaos”) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes “fine, but you’re going to visit your mom” “also, I changed your name” “get rekt”

Also, if I’m not mistaken, Kore means “little girl” so imagine going from that to “chaos bringer”

I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.

This may not be the version of the myth that’s commonly known and taught. But is is the original, from before it was altered to scare Greek/Roman girls into submission. Persephone was a badass bitch.

(via dopeydiplodocus)

juniorjewel:

baptisms:

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

(via catsmical)

captainsnoop:

you ever think about how small the switch is

like the majority of the system’s mass is the 720p screen on it 

like, behind the screen, this is the Nintendo Switch

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that’s it. thats all thats in there more or less 

that shit, less than a centimeter thick, is more powerful than an xbox 360. the massive hunk of loud shit that dominated all our living rooms for nearly a decade. 

this thing runs Doom. 

technology is cool. 

(via dopeydiplodocus)

marauders70s:

notjustalittledead:

remusmoopin:

so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okay 

actual nazis in politics but people have a problem with gay people teaching their children

when fiction isn’t so fictional

(via odin-n-out)